"Come on in, sugar. What's wrong? You can talk to me. When you moved in next door, and I told you that I like to help my neighbors however I can, I really meant it. I can tell you're upset. What happened? Your girlfriend cheated on you and left you for him!? That's awful! I thought you guys were so happy together. And then she told you your dick was inadequate? Oh, I'm sure that's not true. That's just something that women say to hurt men because we know it's cruel. Look, if it'll make you feel better, I can take a look at your cock. I've been around the block, if you know what I mean, and I'll give you an honest opinion . . . Oh my god. Yeah, sweetie, your ex was just saying that to hurt your feelings. You're not small at all. That's ridiculous. Your cock is plenty big! In fact, I really like the look of it. I have an idea. I think I can help you forget your ex girlfriend and make you feel a little better. Have you ever titty fucked before? Come over here and try it with me. Let's have a little fun, just between friends and neighbors."